In the Spotlight: Boxer2500
AP: Tell us about yourself and when you
became interested in cars?
Boxer2500: I’m 21 years old, an aspiring
musician, occasional college student, and a “park rat”. That’s industry slang
for someone who does a lot of seasonal resort and park work, for those who don’t
know. Glacier National Park in northern Montana has been my home for the past
two summers, and I spent a good chunk of last winter ski bumming it in Colorado.
I was born and raised in Columbus, OH, which is where I’m residing for the next
couple of months.
I’ve been a car guy quite literally as long as I can
remember. Somewhere in an old, dusty cabinet, there are photos of me as a two or
three year-old sitting behind the wheel of dad’s VW Rabbit. My dad is probably
one of the big reasons for my automotive leanings – even before I could read, I
would stare at the photos in his Car and Driver and Autoweek magazines. From
about the age of ten, I kept a running countdown to my 16th birthday, when I
could finally slip behind the wheel, turn the key, and motor away.
AP: What was your first car?
Boxer2500: My first car was a
1995 Taurus SHO. It was white over gray interior, fully loaded, and automatic
(my over-worried mother thought a proper gearbox would be “too distracting” for
a new driver – as far as she knew it was just an ordinary Taurus). I took
delivery in November 2000, and within 24 hours I had discovered the joy of FWD
burnouts and covered the car in dirt from an impromptu rally run through the
still-unpaved streets of a new housing development. In hindsight, it was a
terrible car for a 16 year-old to have. That car taught me such important things
as how to overcome power-off oversteer – ”Wow, who knew a FWD car could do
that?!!” – and why driving through a residential neighborhood at freeway speeds
was a really, really bad idea.
The SHO was very many things, but reliable
wasn’t one of them. In the two years it spent with me, every single sensor on
the engine must have gone bad, the throttle stuck wide open twice, and it took
great joy in stranding me at inopportune times and places. I still miss it,
though.
AP: What is your daily driver?
Boxer2500: Last
February, on somewhat of an impulse, I took delivery on a brand new Subaru
Impreza 2.5i wagon. Since then, it’s covered more than 20,000 miles, taking me
to Glacier for the summer and then on an epic road trip covering Montana, Idaho,
Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, and Utah. The car has yet to miss a
beat, and even though it’s not the fastest thing on four wheels it can still be
quite entertaining on the right road.
AP: What classic(s) or
special cars do you currently have?
Boxer2500: Sadly, none… yet. Stay
tuned in the next few years and see what happens on this front.
AP: Have you ever just
missed buying a particular car, and lived to regret it?
Boxer2500: Last
year, a friend was selling his mint condition 1988 Porsche 944 for a song.
Sadly, I couldn’t come up with the money and I missed the boat on this one.
There will be a P-car in my future, no doubt about it.
AP: What would be your dream car?
Boxer2500: It’s really hard to narrow
this down to one car, but I’ll try. I think the car I lust after most is a late
model Porsche 993 Turbo S… the ultimate air-cooled Porsche. Or I could go in the
other direction entirely and say an all-original 21 window VW Bus. Each would be
incredibly fun in its own way.
AP: Which car do you regret
having parted company with?
Boxer2500: This is an easy one. In December I
sold my 1991 Vanagon Westfalia. I had every practical reason to sell it – it was
rusty, dented, and needed a ton of work to make it reliable enough for my long
journeys. Still, every time I head out on the open road in my comfortable,
reliable, economical Subaru, I miss the feeling of sitting in the upright
drivers seat of the van with that horizontal wheel in my hands, listening to the
sound of that flat-4 way out in back. Beyond that, the van had been in the
family since I was in elementary school – I have millions of memories associated
with it. Given the opportunity, I’d probably buy it back in half a
heartbeat.
AP: What is your favorite drive in your classic or
special car?
Boxer2500: My favorite drive would have to be on the east
side of Glacier Park in Montana. Heading south out of Babb, you skirt along the
eastern fringe of the Rocky Mountains on US-89. For the first eight miles, it’s
a very fast road with lots of wide, sweeping curves. Once you reach St. Mary,
the road begins to rapidly gain elevation as you leave the high prairie behind
and it turns into a challenging, mountainous drive on what is known as the
Looking Glass Highway. At one point, you crest a rise and can see the curves
stretching out ahead for miles – it looks like something out of a sports car
commercial
At Kiowa Junction, bear right on State Route 49, which will
take you into East Glacier through some of the most spectacular scenery you have
ever seen. This part of the road is very treacherous in parts, with gravel
patches, washouts, and steep drop-offs, so I usually take it easy here and enjoy
the scenery. The cut-off into the Two Medicine Valley is worthwhile, and I’ll
often detour here, rent a kayak, and spend some time paddling on Two Medicine
Lake. Then it’s into East Glacier, and Serrano’s restaurant for some of the best
Mexican food around.
From East Glacier, you can either backtrack the way
you came, or head east on highway 2 to Browning. In Browning, highway 464 cuts
back up to Babb across the prairie. The good sightlines and gentle curves on 464
allow for some serious hammer-down driving if one is so inclined. From there,
you’ll end up back where you started – just watch for free-range cattle and BIA
officers (it’s on the Blackfeet Indian Reservation!). I may be biased, but I
think this is about as good a drive as you can find anywhere in the US of
A.
AP: How much work on your car(s) do you carry out
yourself?
Boxer2500: The Subie needs little more than oil changes, and I
usually just let the quickie lube places take care of that. Can I still call
myself a car guy?
AP: What do you carry with you go out in
your car(s)?
Boxer2500: Music, a backroad atlas, camping gear, bikes…
really whatever I feel like.
AP: Do you get involved in the
club scene, and why?
Boxer2500: Not right now. I just don’t have the
time.
AP: Do you take an interest in motor sport, and if so
where is your favorite venue(s)/club meeting(s)?
Boxer2500: I’d consider
myself a casual motorsport fan. I love rallying, sports car racing, and all
kinds of amateur/club racing. My favorite venues are Mid-Ohio and Columbus Motor
Speedway. Mid-O is one of the best road courses around, and CMS is home to some
great short-track racing every Friday night during the summer.
AP: What is your worst memory involving a car?
Boxer2500: Spinning the
SHO with 4 friends on board when I was 16. Refer to the “power-off oversteer”
remark above.
AP: What is your funniest memory involving a
car?
Boxer2500: Driving into East Glacier, Montana via the above route
with 14 people in the Vanagon. That’s one of the downsides of van ownership –
everyone wants to hitch a ride.
AP: What is your most
enjoyable moment involving a car?
Boxer2500: Anytime I’m hitting the road
for the sheer fun of it, with no particular place to go. The road trip I just
finished would be one such time. 3 weeks, 4000 miles, 3 people, 7 states. It’s a
pretty good recipe for fun.
AP: Best road
food?
Boxer2500: Beef jerky. It’s like a cross between a meat product and
chewing gum. Delicious and nutritious.
AP: How would you
define a ‘classic’?
Boxer2500: A ‘classic’ to me is any car people still
remember 25 years after the last one rolled off the line. It can be a machine as
pedigreed as a Blower Bentley or something as simple as an AMC
Pacer.
AP: What in your opinion, is the worst car regarded as
a ‘classic’ and why?
Boxer2500: I can’t even begin to answer this. One
man’s junker is another man’s classic, and I find no reason to dump on
that.
AP: What in your view will be a future
classic?
Boxer2500: I think the first-generation Mazda Miata is already
well on its way to classic status. Some may argue that it’s nothing more than a
clone of a classic British roadster with better wiring and weather protection,
but I feel it stands on its own merits as a classic. The Miata is yet another
car that will find its way into my (hopefully large) garage
someday.
AP: What question would you
like to ask and who to?
Boxer2500: Ferdinand Piech: What the hell were
you thinking when you tried to turn the maker of the “people’s car” into a
Mercedes competitor?!! Did anyone but you seriously think the Phaeton was a good
idea?
AP: What car publications / car websites do you
regularly read?
Boxer2500: I
do most of my magazine reading online these days, but I enjoy Car and Driver,
Road & Track, Automobile, Autoweek, Grassroots Motorsports, as well as
numerous British publications that they have on sale at Borders for $10 an
issue.