I don't know where to begin.
Hmmm.... something seems amiss... tongue weight off a tad?
Wait a sec... that trailer needs a fifth wheel... don'it? Well lookie here, they've got it covered...
Ya know, I don't think them chains with the 'S' hooks is gonna hold all that thar weight. It's done gonna snap that tailgait right off... less'n you braced it... Well hell's bell's Jim-Bob, you done thought of everthang!
Yer' good ta go, good buddy! When you see the devil, tell him you ain't bad, yer just really, really dumb.